Cripplingly cheap comedy with the promising premise of a sort of Hindi Idol talent contest — the competitors singing cover versions of Bollywood hit tunes — sponsored by “the largest suppliers of pork loins on the East Coast,” a/k/a “The Loin King.” It has almost no assets beyond the funny accents. With Shabana Azmi, Ajay Naidu, Ayesha Dharker, Michael Raimondi, and Seema Rahmani; directed by Manish Acharya. (2008) — Duncan Shepherd
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