Oughtn't that to be Live Free AND...? Isn't dying hard, in the lexicon of this series, a desirable thing? (It ain't over till the bald guy says, "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.") Bruce Willis, a dozen years since he last got into the part of John McClane, is still in good shape, but the plot is more malformed than ever, an apocalyptic attack of Internet terrorism against which the forces of Homeland Security are powerless and our single-handed, two-fisted hero ("a Timex watch in a digital age") is obliged to do everything himself. Everything, that is, except the hack work, which falls to computer nerds portrayed by Justin Long and Kevin Smith. It's not boring, but it's eminently laughable. With Timothy Olyphant, Maggie Q, Cliff Curtis, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead; directed by Len Wiseman. (2007) — Duncan Shepherd
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