Twelve-pound ham: Michael Douglas, looking like an escapee of Treasure Island, as a bipolar jazzman dragging along his long-suffering daughter (Evan Rachel Wood) on a quixotic quest for a buried cache of 17th-century doubloons. The background music keeps insisting, to no avail, that this is a romp. Colorful bit part for Kathleen Wilhoite as a weekday Costco drone and weekend swinger. Written and directed by Mike Cahill. (2007) — Duncan Shepherd
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