The dorky valedictorian of Buffalo Glenn High School reveals in his commencement speech his hidden passion for the head cheerleader. So begins a long night of teen hijinks (or lojinks, better), played for maximum falsity, minimum humanity. With Hayden Panettiere, Paul Rust, Jack T. Carpenter, and Shawn Roberts; directed by Chris Columbus. (2009) — Duncan Shepherd
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