This does to Rambo what the original Hot Shots did to Top Gun: shot a bushel's worth of peas at the hide of a rhino. Sample gag: the hero knees an adversary in the nuts -- keep in mind, the nuts -- and immediately afterwards the adversary spits two walnuts out of his mouth. Consider yourself warned. Charlie Sheen, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges; directed by Jim Abrahams. (1993) — Duncan Shepherd
This movie is not currently in theaters.