Three resurrected weird sisters (the rat-toothed Bette Midler, the bimbo-esque Sarah Jessica Parker, the jello-y Kathy Najimy: three broad actresses) chase after three dull youths in present-day Salem. This could have been prevented if only the talking black cat had spoken up before the virgin lit the black-flame candle on Halloween night. Few rules are observed: one minute the 17th-century witches do not know what a bus is, and the next minute they are making like pop stars at the annual country-club bash. The poundingly loud music endeavors to shout down any objections. With Omri Katz, Thora Birch, Vinessa Shaw; directed by Kenny Ortega. (1993) — Duncan Shepherd
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