The number of people that have played Xaviera Hollander on screen has not surpassed the number that have played, say, Tarzan; but at the rate of her first half-decade of screen life, another decade would be all that's needed. This outing, about the cutthroat struggle for film rights to her autobiography, seems to be under the delusion that it is the first attempt. The storyline shows a frightening ignorance of how movies are made, but then so does everything else about the making of this one. Martine Beswicke in the title role is at least not bad to look at, particularly when you try picturing her instead in the role of Vampirella. Directed by Alan Roberts. (1980) — Duncan Shepherd
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