Dance instructor from India (a specialist in the macarena) chases the American Dream in New York, where he falls by accident into the role of high-society swami, under the philosophical tutelage of an unsullied porn actress. A roundabout path to a trite and tacky romantic comedy, completely indifferent to the possibilities that present themselves. Director Daisy von Scherler Mayer is especially (maliciously? ineptly?) unflattering to the women, Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Christine Baranski. With Jimi Mistry, Dash Mihok, and Michael McKean. (2003) — Duncan Shepherd
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