Veteran writer-director Mel Frank delivers one scene that's on a par with the material he used to give Bob Hope and Danny Kaye: two stagecoach passengers conversing in a sort of pidgin polyglot so as not to be understood by a third party ("el schmucko"). But by then, you are in no mood to laugh. By then, Frank has demonstrated a sense of color and composition equal to a kindergarten finger-painter; George Segal has plagiarized George Burns with his cigar, his lascivious tongue, and his marionette mouth; and Goldie Hawn has inexpertly mimicked three different dialects and sung one ditty three different times ("You can touch my berries, but please don't touch my plums..."). Eventually, by the time Bobby Vinton sings "Lollipops, Lemon Drops, and Rainbows," a song which is to be repeated over the end credits, you are in no mood even to jeer. (1976) — Duncan Shepherd
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