Underworld comedy, veering between deadpan and stone cold dead, about a dweeby bookie who gets promoted to hitman and, under the caring tutelage of an old pro ("Remember. Guns don't kill people. We kill people"), discovers hidden natural talent. A crush on his lactose-intolerant yoga teacher steers the comedy down a middle course farthest from deadpan and farthest from dead. With Jason Priestley, Peter Riegert, Kimberly Williams, and Janeane Garofalo; written and directed by M. Wallace Wolodarsky. (1995) — Duncan Shepherd
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