What Bill and Ted did for time travel (i.e., less than nothing), Buffy does for vampire hunting. An airheaded high-school cheerleader, whose yellow-and-purple costume is neutralized by jaundiced cinematography, is the Chosen One to combat an infestation of bloodsuckers in Southern California. Mostly flat outside of Kristy Swanson's chest and a handful of amusing lines (incensed vampire to his minions: "Kill him a lot!"). Paul Reubens is given a chance to prove he can play a role other than Pee-wee Herman, but not a chance to prove he ought to. Donald Sutherland, Luke Perry, Rutger Hauer; directed by Fran Rubel Kuzui. (1992) — Duncan Shepherd
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