Hip, flip, cool, modern film noir keeps pulling up lame. He: "Could you help me please?" She: "Actually I was trying to kill myself." (Ta-tum.) He: "Could you put it off?" (Ta-tum-tum.) Or this one: "I've had my share of problems with men, and the last one made the Marquis de Sade look like Pat Boone." With Billy Zane, Jennifer Beals, and Darren McGavin; directed by Jeffrey Reiner. (1991) — Duncan Shepherd
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