Cut-rate caper film (both film and caper are cut-rate) about a transparent scam to separate a bum-kneed third baseman from his $130,000 insurance settlement. If this devout Catholic ("Forgive me, Lord, but I've indulged my wife in pursuit of carnal fulfillment -- again") were disposed to fund the church renovations single-handedly, why would he not give the money directly to his priests rather than to a total-stranger intermediary? The latter, slickly played by Peter Dobson, is given a vivid signature habit of licking the sugar from a glazed raised. With Lara Flynn Boyle, Danny Nucci, Luca Bercovici; written and directed by Marcus De Leon. (1996) — Duncan Shepherd
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