Would-be big hoot. A loud, obnoxious, sophomoric action spoof cum black comedy about a Maalox-gulping hitman (Mark Wahlberg) who has a deep psychological need for everyone to like him. Lou Diamond Phillips, as his disloyal confederate, manages to work himself up into a rabid lather, but it's a waste of energy. With Christina Applegate, Avery Brooks, Antonio Sabato, Jr., Bokeem Woodbine, Lela Rochon, and China Chow; directed by Che-Kirk Wong. (1998) — Duncan Shepherd
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