Intolerably twee romance that fudges the border between madness and daffiness. A clinical nutcase (breakfast of milk, peanut butter, Cap'n Crunch in the blender) "wins" a semiliterate, Chaplin-and-Keaton-emulating clown during a poker game, and discovers in him a true soulmate (cheese sandwiches grilled by clothes iron, potatoes mashed by tennis racket). With Mary Stuart Masterson, Johnny Depp, Aidan Quinn, Julianne Moore; directed by Jeremiah Chechik. (1993) — Duncan Shepherd
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