The latest overinflated stretch of chase scenes stitched together to fabricate a feature from Michael Bay runs almost an hour longer than the 80 minute Danish thriller of the same name upon which it was based. Unable to get satisfaction from the VA, war hero Will Sharp (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) lies to his wife about receiving a much needed insurance check before joining with his detestable (and criminally handsome) adoptive brother Steve (Jake Gyllenhaal) to clear a bank of $32 million. The robbery goes wrong, forcing the boys to kidnap a hospital wagon staffed by EMT/one-woman trauma unit, Cam Thompson (Eiza González). (Her motto is: find ‘em, fix ‘em, and forget ‘em.) Corkscrewing sport drones distract from the action, jiggling sun flares prevail, and idiotic bits of comic relief further broaden the duration. (A Christopher Cross sing-along in mid-pursuit?! The mind boggles.) From saving an impaled child to performing emergency surgery in the back of the van with the help of a couple of doctors phoning it in from the ninth hole, González is the entire show. (2022) — Scott Marks
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