A Hal Hartley film, which description will mean something to the eighteen fans worldwide of his peculiar brand of frivolous eccentricity. It revolves around a self-professed nymphomaniac virgin ex-nun author of pornography, an amnesiac porn-film producer, a blackmailing former porn actress, an unfulfilled publisher of pornographic magazines ("My aspiration was defamatory journalism"), two gray-suited corporate hitmen, a whimperingly empathic policewoman, among others. It amounts to something less than a hill of beans. Perhaps just a couple of beans for the whimsical use of screen space and more importantly off-screen space when the second hitman gets hit himself. Isabelle Huppert, Martin Donovan, Elina Lowensohn. (1995) — Duncan Shepherd
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