Laughable fright show, based on an Atari video game. A long-winded preamble (stretching from an ancient extinct Native American tribe called the Abkani to a current top-secret paranormal agency called Bureau 713), a twenty-two-years-earlier prologue, and an up-to-the-minute dose of first-person narration ("My name is Edward Carnby, and I'm here to protect you against the things you don't believe") pave the way for a humdrum onslaught of mind-controlled zombies and computer-generated monsters. With Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Dorff; directed by Uwe Boll. (2005) — Duncan Shepherd
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