The daydream superheroes of a bullied grade-schooler come to life, pull him out of the classroom, fly him to Planet Drool (Where Kids Rule), ride the Train of Thought to the Land of Milk and Cookies, take a Banana-Split Boat down the Steam of Consciousness, and so on. Didactic kiddie film from Robert Rodriguez, a change from his Spy Kids series, shot in cloudy, colorless 3-D. Hard on the eyes, no easier on the stomach. With Cayden Boyd, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Dooley, David Arquette, Kristin Davis, and George Lopez. (2005) — Duncan Shepherd
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