Introducing (drum-roll, please) new movie tough guy Steven Seagal (cymbal-crash!): "You guys think you're above the law. Well, you ain't above mine." If the tango dancer's hairstyle and gigolo's gentle purr don't quite convince you, the "ain't" should allay all doubts. His most unique contribution to the action-hero pantheon: a habit of puffing out his cheeks and letting the air splutter through his lips, in an expression of weariness but determination to go on, such as you might witness in someone between the main course and dessert. With Pam Grier, Sharon Stone, and Henry Silva; directed by Andrew Davis. (1988) — Duncan Shepherd
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