Disney Trivia Night
Don’t look now, but I have in my possession a copy of the questions and some of them are pretty tough. Who was Walt Disney’s first cartoon star? (If you said Mickey Mouse, guess again.) Which mustachioed fascist dictator presented Uncle Walt with the idea for Disneyland? Which Disney poster featured a castle buttressed by large golden phallic symbols? (The artist responsible eventually lost his job over it.) Look for a special section dedicated to the anal fetish of Walter Elias Disney: how many boards to the tuchas and how many backside-down pratfalls is adorable little Dumbo forced to endure? How many times does Elmer the Elephant’s primate pal go sailing face-first into an ostrich’s keister? What part of his anatomy does Donald Duck use to salute Hitler? If you can’t answer all of following, we advise that you sit on the sidelines and enjoy a couple of cocktails. The trivia tournament commences on January 2nd at 8:30 pm at the Taproom in Pacific Beach. — Scott Marks