Bud Black Gets Back to His Roots
Padres Manager Works with Old Friends to Open Medical Marijuana Dispensary in Petco Park
And One!
USD basketball star Brandon Johnson, indicted in sports bribery case, expresses bafflement over charges.
Wildlife Preserved
Mission Beach Wildlife Habitat Project Begins
Cenozoic Park
$15 Million Gift to San Diego Zoo Will Allow It to Regenerate Fabled Big Cat That Once Roamed California
Too Soon? Too Soon. Wait — Too Soon!
San Diego Film Critics Circle and Ken Cinema Announce Too Soon Film Festival to Raise Funds on Behalf of Japan Disaster Victims
Criminally Bad Taste
Geezer Bandit, Tootsie Bandit Join Voices to Decry Recent Robberies by Blackface Bandit
Living Like Kings of Old?
City Council Votes to Replace City Operations Building with Fictional Castle
Front and Center
San Diego airport renamed Reagan-Lindbergh Field in honor of city council’s declaration of February 6 as “Ronald Reagan Day”
No-topia!
Authorities Vow to Block Floatopia/Rowtopia-Inspired “Mowtopia” at Kate Sessions Park
Wheeeeeee!
Gaslamp Quarter’s Club Boudoir Promotes Self-Love
Imperfect Harmony
World’s Largest Jade Buddha Shattered During Visit to Escondido After Positive Energies Put Forth By Crowds of Peace-Loving Visitors Set Up Disastrous Harmonic Resonance
They All Laughed
An open letter to RAF Captain Lionel Mandrake
LASU?
San Diego State, Suddenly Home to #4 Men’s Basketball Team in the Nation, Threatens to Leave Town Unless Given New Stadium Deal by City.
(Mis)managed Competition?
City Outsources Fire Department Services to C. Chaplin Fire Brigade and Disaster Avoidance Co.
A Bloody “Sunrise”
Sunrise Powerlink Triggers Massive Wave of Zombie Activity Among Deceased Indian Population; Long List of Broken Treaties Coming Back to Haunt Just About Everybody
Everybody Loves a Parade
Scenes from the 2010 Big Bay Balloon Parade Who Plays Who Mall Dudes Edition
Up the Creek Without an iPad(dle)
Despite massive flooding, Fashion Valley Mall... Who Plays Who CCDC Edition
Lose a Battle, Win the War
Nørv “Snidely” Türner Outlines Dastardly Plan to Force San Diego’s Hand in Stadium Debate One May Coach, and Coach, and Be a Villain Who Plays Who Tijuana Security Edition
Hometown Homeless Heroes
Hometown Homeless Heroes; Woof! San Diego-based TV Show Terriers Canceled After Single Season; County Supervisors Edition
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Drones
San Diego–Based Defense Contractor General Atomics Looks to Reshape the Way We Bomb Now; Begins Selling Drone Technology to Every Two-Bit Country With $10 Million and a Dream
"Sew" Good!
Searing Maquiladora captures a day in the life of a maquiladora; also captures top honors at 2010 San Diego Negligible Film Festival Everyone Complains About the Weather... Hundreds gather in downtown San Diego to protest overnight lows
Tunnel Funnel
Closure of multiple tunnels beneath U.S.-Mexico border creates record traffic jams at remaining passageways, threatening the smooth flow of drugs and immigrants into California. Five-Hour Border Waits Increasingly Common Who Plays Who Financial Shenanigans Edition
Upstairs, Downstairs
Employees on disabled cruise ship, faced with fast-thawing delicacies, hold massive staff party while passengers munch Spam and sandwiches. “An all-night lobster orgy.” Who Plays Who Chargers Trouble Edition
D for Disastrous Defeat
Democratically Determined Drubbing Denies Desperately Desired Deficit-Destroying Dollars, Dooms Development Dreams They want to take away our burning ring of fire! Who Plays Who Election Edition
There Goes the Neighborhood?
City Councilman Advises Caution in Dealings with Übercenters The (Todd) Gloriax? “Super” Good News! The scene at Osetra: wine angel, meet wall-crawler. Mr. and Mrs. Superman, table for two!
Winter Wonder (Where to Put the Homeless) Land
Bold proposal seeks to transform Qualcomm Stadium into permanent emergency shelter But what about…? Who Plays Who Abusive Priest Documents Release Edition
How Your (Local) Sausage Gets Made
Local restaurateur takes to blog to lambaste local paper over local reporter’s decision to quote local merchant’s comment on availability of local meat. Gasbags from the Mailbag Jim Holman Would Like You to Think You Can Do Better
Dead Men Cash No Checks
Are Cash-Strapped City Officials Considering Assassination as Solution to Fat-Cat Pensioner Problem Who Plays Who Pensioned Politicos Edition
A Conversation with Nørv Türner
The Art of Football In a bunker somewhere below Qualcomm Stadium... Who Plays Who San Diego Chargers Edition
Manne-CAN DO!
Grossmont College brings its SimMan automated mannequins out of the hospital room and into other educational arenas. Manne-CONFRONTATIONS! Who Plays Who Community College Edition
Whoop(s)ing Cough!
Whooping Cough Outbreak Tied to County Health Snafu: Patients Injected with Live Disease Culture “Be careful what you ask for.” Who Plays Who San Diego Health & Science Edition
Holy War?
Unarians and Creationists Struggle for Control of ‘Holy Ground’ in Alpine Trailer Park The Quest for Peace in the Middle East (County) Who Plays Who? Unusual East County Edition
Buy the Sky?
Mission Bay Park to begin charging kite enthusiasts for use of park airspace. “There’s only so much wind-rich, park-adjacent sky to go around." Who Plays Who? Higher Education Edition
I Can Haz Literacy?
Seeking to Prepare Students for the Real World, Sweetwater Union High School District Teaches Texting Over Texts OMG! WTF? LOL! Who Plays Who? Sweetwater Union High School District Edition
Thief of Republican Laptop Revealed
(Tea) Party-Crashers Conservative Patriots Heroically Pilfer Data from Republican Fat Cats; Pledge to Stop Whitman from “Auctioning America.” Who Plays Who? Medical Marijuana Edition
Pure with a Capital "P"
City Council Approves Recycled Sewage Demonstration Plant; Viewers Will Enjoy Thirst-Quenching Participatory Demonstration Who Plays Who? San Diego County Water Authority Edition
History Repeats Itself
Famed Director Werner Herzog Remakes His Classic Film Aguirre, The Wrath of God; Sets Story in Modern-Day San Diego “A Madman’s Quest” Who Plays Who? Gadfly Edition
Bosom Buddies
Old Mission Beach Athletic Club Over-the-Line Tournament Attendees Nearly Riot as City Tries to Enforce New “No Flashing” Ordinance “Double D’s?! Set them free!” Who Plays Who San Diego Wildlife Edition
Drinking Sessions
Opposing Groups Belly Up for Mighty Drinking/Not-Drinking Contest at Park Near Beach Where People Used to Be Able to Drink Beach Booze Ban Breeds Beery Bacchanals? Who Plays Who? Sunrise Powerlink Edition
Crowded House
The City, Eager to Attract New Library Funding Via Tenancy, Neglects Space for Books in Final Design "Books?" Alien Invasion Museum of Contemporary Art San Diego teams with Minutemen... Great Moments in Government City Council Hearings on the Central Library Edition Who Plays Who? Building San Diego Edition
Bum Rap
Head Shop Employee Receives Media Bum’s Rush Over Outrageous Sticker “Kind of a bummer” Who Plays Who San Diego Schools Edition Hooker Lookers Locals flock to San Diego Museum of Art's exhibit of works by painter of fancy French whores
You Know How I Know You're Gay?
New Gay Media Outlet Outs Old Gay Media Outlet as "Totally Not Gay" Old Gay Media Outlet Retorts: "Here First and Queer First" Fire From Heaven U.S. Government's New Death Blimp Will Incinerate Illegal Border-Crossers with Precision Lasers Who Plays Who Gay San Diego Politicians Edition
High School Musical — Opera!
Local Private School to Make High Art from High Crime Who Plays Who Notorious Edition Kidz Corner Del Mar Fair "Treats" Legoland California Gets Topical for Summer, Updates Exhibits to Include Somali Pirates and Katrina Ravaged New Orleans
Nip and Tucker
Nip and Tucker Transit Director Recounts “Lifesaving” Budget Cuts Special San Diego What Brings Travelers to America's Finest City? Who Plays Who? San Diego Padres' Heart of the Order Edition
Coronado Pastor P(r)ays for Protection
Coronado Pastor P(r)ays for Protection “God Save the Hotel Del” San Diego Reader Critics – EXPOSED!
Mi$$ion Territory
Tiger Woods Doesn't Play with Callaway Golf Manufacturer Emphasizes Distance From Tarnished Star Who Plays Who San Diego Chef Edition
What about a little peace and quiet?
Chub Scrub
I Love a Clean and Trim San Diego to Spearhead First Annual Beach Beautification Effort; Weekend-Long Drive Seeks to Remove “Unsightly Fatties” from Tourist-Friendly Stretches of San Diego Coastline
Senior Students Skip in Plucky Protest Protest
Students ditch class after district cancels class trip to Grand Canyon.