Diluted update of Lina Wertmuller's Marxist battle of the sexes, 1974. It might, especially in view of the pallid color, have been better retitled Watered Down. And it seems an odd sort of gift for writer-director Guy Ritchie to have devised for his wife and leading lady, Madonna, in that she's required first to behave like a bitch and then to be treated like a dog. Besides which, she looks awful in it: exposed musculature, bulging veins, a female Stallone. Not to forget that it's secondhand! (Gee, honey, thanks a heap.) With Adriano Giannini, son of the original male lead, Giancarlo Giannini. (2002) — Duncan Shepherd
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