In lieu of a review, here are some actual lines of dialogue that should give you a sense of what has been offered in lieu of a watchable film: “Never underestimate the power of puke.” “What part of ‘chillax’ don’t you understand?” “Pull my finger.” “I always knew you were a butthead.” “You should have a competition to see which one of you is the most annoying.” “Adults overthink things.” “There is no going back.” Featuring AromaScope scratch ’n’ sniff! Also Jeremy Piven, Jessica Alba. (2011) — Matthew Lickona
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