A hackneyed Poseidon Adventure under the James Cameron banner — in other words, under the showy gauze of 3-D. Characters bounce on the image rather than within it, creating a bug-on-the-screen effect — more irritating than exciting. The story involves a group of underwater spelunkers who find themselves trapped. The perils carry little weight under the asinine dialogue and so-bad-it’s-bad acting. Reaction to the first death: “Aw, man. Fuck!” The spitball performances are simply fodder for the theme-park style filmmaking. (2011) — John Rubio
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