What do you get when you combine High School Musical and Twilight? Not much, as evidenced by this bargain-basement big-screen blow up of the even more parsimonious web series of the same name. Lucas Grabeel, Drew Seeley, and Adrian Slade form the goth romantic triangle amidst a deafening, puerile musical score. Chris Nolan (not that one) directed. (2012) — Scott Marks
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