You know there’s trouble ahead when the pixels begin outnumbering the pixies. For the first 30 minutes of Joe Wright's (Anna Karenina) prequel to the J. M. Barrie classic, we follow Peter (Levi Miller) as he progresses from orphanage doorstep to flying pirate ship. Peter’s inevitable arrival at Neverland is …
Three geeks and a peach “borrow” mom’s car and embark on a cross-country treasure hunt. The prize: the AWOL anew stupid hot girl who lives across the street that our lead dweeb’s (Nat Wolff) been overvaluing since birth. Husky-throated tomboy supermodel Cara Delevingne (IRL everybody wants to pal around with …
Utterly unreal space story from Luc Besson (he of The Fifth Element fame), who seems to have watched James Cameron’s Avatar and decided he could make it sillier, more scattered, and less emotionally engaging. (Score one for Cameron’s brand of painfully earnest sentiment?) So once again, we are treated to …